Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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