sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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