is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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