Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He better not be in your backpack
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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