and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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