bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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