whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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