Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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