Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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