Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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