we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
God I need to hump something, right now.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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