Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
be right there i have to get my cape
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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