we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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