..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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