I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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