She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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