she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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