smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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