I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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