we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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