I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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