Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
