Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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