Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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You. Win. At. Life.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
