I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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