I smell stomach acid.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
