You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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