Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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