windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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