Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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