Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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