I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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