So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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