You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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