i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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