Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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