I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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