white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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