is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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