Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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