I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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