She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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