i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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