Your face is a jimmy john
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
me + whiskey = a bad person
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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