Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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