you guys were way drunker than both of me
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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