I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so let's talk penis.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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