I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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