Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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