he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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